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To The River

Feb 19th

Posted by Scott in Poetry

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by Edgar Allan Poe
(published 1829)

Fair river! in thy bright, clear flow
Of crystal, wandering water,
Thou art an emblem of the glow
Of beauty — the unhidden heart –
The playful maziness of art
In old Alberto’s daughter;

But when within thy wave she looks –
Which glistens then, and trembles –
Why, then, the prettiest of brooks
Her worshipper resembles;
For in my heart, as in thy stream,
Her image deeply lies –
The heart which trembles at the beam
Of her soul-searching eyes.

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe, Poem

The Conqueror Worm

Feb 18th

Posted by Scott in Poetry

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by Edgar Allan Poe
(published 1843)

Lo! ’tis a gala night
Within the lonesome latter years!
An angel throng, bewinged, bedight
In veils, and drowned in tears,
Sit in a theatre, to see
A play of hopes and fears,
While the orchestra breathes fitfully
The music of the spheres.
Mimes, in the form of God on high,
Mutter and mumble low,
And hither and thither fly-
Mere puppets they, who come and go
At bidding of vast formless things
That shift the scenery to and fro,
Flapping from out their Condor wings
Invisible Woe!

That motley drama- oh, be sure
It shall not be forgot!
With its Phantom chased for evermore,
By a crowd that seize it not,
Through a circle that ever returneth in
To the self-same spot,
And much of Madness, and more of Sin,
And Horror the soul of the plot.

But see, amid the mimic rout
A crawling shape intrude!
A blood-red thing that writhes from out
The scenic solitude!
It writhes!- it writhes!- with mortal pangs
The mimes become its food,
And seraphs sob at vermin fangs
In human gore imbued.

Out- out are the lights- out all!
And, over each quivering form,
The curtain, a funeral pall,
Comes down with the rush of a storm,
While the angels, all pallid and wan,
Uprising, unveiling, affirm
That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”
And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe, Poem

Dilbert: Management Consultant From The Afterlife

Feb 17th

Posted by Scott in Humor

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Dilbert.com

The Boss: “Technically, I was dead for a week. But I was evicted from the afterlife and had to come back. The afterlife has a lot to teach us about Management. I brought home a consultant.”

Dilbert: “I might be late with my status report.”

The Boss: “Do you know what locusts taste like?”

Dilbert.com

The Boss: “Helen, we’re looking for a new Ombudsman. Your experience in the afterlife makes you an ideal candidate.”

Helen Fry: “I’ll take the job. But call me Mrs. Fry.”

Asok: “I have an issue with Management.”

The Boss: “Go to Helen Fry.”

Dilbert.com

The New Ombudsman

Asok: “How can you be impartial in my dispute with Management when they are the ones paying you?”

Helen Fry: “Perhaps you have something of value that would allow me to see your side.”

Wally: “He’s creepy without his soul, but I envy his carefree attitude.”

Dilbert.com

Asok: “Our Ombudsman took my soul in exchange for a favorable view. I’d like a transfer to Marketing, where having no soul is widely considered an asset.”

“I need someone who can make our product sound competitive without vomiting on his own copy.”

Asok: “Ooh! Ooh!”

Dilbert.com

Asok Lost His Soul

Asok: “We can improve our Google search ranking with key words, inbound links and ritual sacrifice of a… I think it’s down to you and me.”

“What are you implying?”

Dilbert.com

Asok: “The word on the street is that you can help me get my soul back.”

Garbage Man: “Souls are totally fungible. Use this Shamwow to absorb someone else’s soul while you suck on the other end.”

Asok: “Why does this suddenly seem so wrong?” Slurp

Comic Strip

The City in the Sea

Feb 17th

Posted by Scott in Poetry

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by Edgar Allan Poe
(published 1831)

Lo! Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West,
Where the good and the bad and the worst and the best
Have gone to their eternal rest.
There shrines and palaces and towers
(Time-eaten towers that tremble not!)
Resemble nothing that is ours.
Around, by lifting winds forgot,
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.
No rays from the holy heaven come down
On the long night-time of that town;
But light from out the lurid sea
Streams up the turrets silently-
Gleams up the pinnacles far and free-
Up domes- up spires- up kingly halls-
Up fanes- up Babylon-like walls-
Up shadowy long-forgotten bowers
Of sculptured ivy and stone flowers-
Up many and many a marvellous shrine
Whose wreathed friezes intertwine
The viol, the violet, and the vine.
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.
So blend the turrets and shadows there
That all seem pendulous in air,
While from a proud tower in the town
Death looks gigantically down.

There open fanes and gaping graves
Yawn level with the luminous waves;
But not the riches there that lie
In each idol’s diamond eye-
Not the gaily-jewelled dead
Tempt the waters from their bed;
For no ripples curl, alas!
Along that wilderness of glass-
No swellings tell that winds may be
Upon some far-off happier sea-
No heavings hint that winds have been
On seas less hideously serene.

But lo, a stir is in the air!
The wave- there is a movement there!
As if the towers had thrust aside,
In slightly sinking, the dull tide-
As if their tops had feebly given
A void within the filmy Heaven.
The waves have now a redder glow-
The hours are breathing faint and low-
And when, amid no earthly moans,
Down, down that town shall settle hence,
Hell, rising from a thousand thrones,
Shall do it reverence.

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe, Poem

The Haunted Palace

Feb 13th

Posted by Scott in Poetry

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by Edgar Allan Poe
(published 1839)

In the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,
Once a fair and stately palace-
Radiant palace- reared its head.
In the monarch Thought’s dominion-
It stood there!
Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!
Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow,
(This- all this- was in the olden
Time long ago,)
And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,
Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A winged odor went away.

Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw
Spirits moving musically,
To a lute’s well-tuned law,
Round about a throne where, sitting
(Porphyrogene!)
In state his glory well-befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.

And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,
Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing,
And sparkling evermore,
A troop of Echoes, whose sweet duty
Was but to sing,
In voices of surpassing beauty,
The wit and wisdom of their king.

But evil things, in robes of sorrow,
Assailed the monarch’s high estate.
(Ah, let us mourn!- for never morrow
Shall dawn upon him desolate!)
And round about his home the glory
That blushed and bloomed,
Is but a dim-remembered story
Of the old time entombed.

And travellers, now, within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows see
Vast forms, that move fantastically
To a discordant melody,
While, like a ghastly rapid river,
Through the pale door
A hideous throng rush out forever
And laugh- but smile no more.

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe, Poem
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