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Brains… I must have Brains. Mother, you’re not dead, you’ve come back to life!
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Boss: “I hired a new poltergeist for our copy machine. Our old one got promoted to the server farm.” Dilbert: “Wouldn’t it be better to not have any poltergeists?” Boss: “It’s a union thing.” Tina: “May I please have my original back?” Copy Machine Poltergeist: “I can’t hear you. Put your face up close.” Tina:
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1850) TRUE! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1850) THE “Red Death” had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution.
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1875) From childhood’s hour I have not been As others were — I have not seen As others saw — I could not bring My passions from a common spring – From the same source I have not taken My sorrow — I could not awaken My heart to joy
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1849) It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of ANNABEL LEE;– And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. She was a
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1849) I. HEAR the sledges with the bells – Silver bells ! What a world of merriment their melody foretells ! How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, In the icy air of night ! While the stars that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight ; Keeping
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1844) By a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only, Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT, On a black throne reigns upright, I have reached these lands but newly From an ultimate dim Thule – From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE — out of
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1850) Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow – You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in
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by Edgar Allan Poe (published 1849) GAILY bedight, A gallant knight, In sunshine and in shadow, Had journeyed long, Singing a song, In search of Eldorado. But he grew old – This knight so bold – And o’er his heart a shadow Fell as he found No spot of ground That looked like Eldorado. And,